communication
Don't Ask Us Questions. We'll Just Ignore You.
One of the funniest things on the internet, for my money, is Eric S. Raymond's epic FAQ, How To Ask Questions The Smart Way [http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html]. It's 32 pages, 1,066 paragraphs, 10,289 words, and 51,757 characters. That